Don't sweat it A-Rod, I probably would've done the same thing.
I'm not sure if it was his wife or not, I have an email into a buddy, but the Joser hangs around with *extremely* good looking women. I was walking down 1st Ave in Minneapolis one night, a few years back and the White Sox were in town. All of the sudden, I spot the most smokin' blonde I have ever seen in my life, from a block away. I almost cold-cocked myself, literally, the third leg went straight-up with no warning.
Turns out she wanted to talk to me, she wanted directions to a local club, "The Lounge". I'm so busy dancing around my tongue and drooling that I didn't realize who the enormous gorilla standing next to us was. I knew he was absolutely huge, but I didn't even look at him. That is until my buddy says "Holy [censored]! You're Jose Canseco!!" Man, his eyes were an interesting shade of red...
In any event, if that was his wife, I know all of this about coveting and whatnot, but hey, I've seen the goods. Good grace!
