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Beginning of the Xavier/WVU game and Raftery just provided an incredibly insightful analytical tidbit, but I couldn't quite make it out. It sounded like:

If anyone heard this and understood it, please let me know, I feel like I'm really missing out on something important, here.

And now, I shall hit the mute button!!

Your shot selection during the NCAA tournament is critical. My recomondation is to take 1-part shots and avoid fufu shots, like Blueberry Vodka; Jager's a pretty safe bet. And remember the rules!

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

It's also critical to manage the shot-clock, you don't want to throw up too many bombs early in the shot-clock. Remember, you're looking for solid but clean, easy looks down low. Don't go crazy, let the shots come to you and play within your game.

Good hunting, people.

Apparently, according to credible news sources, he's now having players over for dinner in an attempt to seem more personable.

I could see this one backfiring, let's just hope they're not eating as much as Chuck is, while that's probably not possible...

You heard it here, first.

According to Vitale, in order for Tennessee to win their next game:

"Chris Lofton will have to be Chris Lofton".

Thanks, Dick.

Don't sweat it A-Rod, I probably would've done the same thing.

I'm not sure if it was his wife or not, I have an email into a buddy, but the Joser hangs around with *extremely* good looking women. I was walking down 1st Ave in Minneapolis one night, a few years back and the White Sox were in town. All of the sudden, I spot the most smokin' blonde I have ever seen in my life, from a block away. I almost cold-cocked myself, literally, the third leg went straight-up with no warning.

Turns out she wanted to talk to me, she wanted directions to a local club, "The Lounge". I'm so busy dancing around my tongue and drooling that I didn't realize who the enormous gorilla standing next to us was. I knew he was absolutely huge, but I didn't even look at him. That is until my buddy says "Holy [censored]! You're Jose Canseco!!" Man, his eyes were an interesting shade of red...

In any event, if that was his wife, I know all of this about coveting and whatnot, but hey, I've seen the goods. Good grace!